when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’
We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”
(Source: hungarian, via ammyxdee)
is there a month between april and june?
may be
you can’t answer your own jokes
“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”
(via pwnyzgonnapwn)
since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?
i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?
get ready to pay for child support
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people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
(Source: eleanorjanestyle, via surf-cali)
